Posted by: toddzilla | January 18, 2007

Ron Mexico is at it again…Allegedly.

Apparently Ron Mexico…aka…Michael Vick is running afoul of the law…allegedly…as he was forced, apparently with much chagrin, to give up a water bottle that had a hidden compartment full of “residue” that may be consistent with marijuana.  here’s the story link:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/01/18/vick.falcons.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

Reports that his brother Marcus Vick…aka…Jim El Salvador, waved a gun at security officials has not been confirmed.

If only Ron Mexico ran the offense with the same subterfuge that he gets STD testing done “con una alias” and tucked the ball like he…allegedly…tucks his weed, then he might make the playoffs.  If only the authorities could bring him up on charges of murder for being a “coach killer”…as alledged by sports-talk jockeys.  Does Portland have an NFL team?

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